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I Hate Yoga: 10.5 Reasons NOT to Hit the Mat!

drunk10. I LOVE the tension through my neck and shoulders… it’s what holds my head up after another night of not sleeping!

9. The fog in my head that lasts till my second cup of coffee is all comfy-cozy… like one of those Snuggies they advertise on TV.

8. My stiff joints mean I can stay home and watch sports on the tube… I don’t actually have to DO them.

7. I’ve been breathing since birth, thank you very much… like I need to LEARN how!

6. Tranquility is over-rated.  How would my kids possibly get anything done if I wasn’t yelling at them?

5. My extra body fat keeps me warm in winter.

4. I don’t do any heavy lifting… that’s why I have kids.

3. Stress gets me to work in the morning… without it, I don’t know that I’d be motivated to get out of bed.

2. Counting the days until my next poop is my new hobby.

1.5 There’s no bigger compliment than when people mistake me for my mother.

1. Do you think I’m even going to think of putting another dime in the pockets of those glorified pyjama jockeys?

If It’s Good Enough for Oprah….

I think by now everyone is familiar with Oprah’s revelatory January ’09 issue where she essentially came out of the closet about “falling off the wagon”.   While I, along with millions of others, have followed her weight loss battles over the past two decades, I found this admission, accomampanied by the before and after picture on the cover of her magazine, to be particularly admirable.

Given my own experience over the past six months or so, I found it resonated pretty profoundly.

I began this blog, or more accurately, plog (practice + blog), to provide some additional motivation to implementing and maintaining a regular practice schedule in addition to initiating a forum to connect with others plagued overwhelmed with good intentions.  At the time I began writing here over a year ago, I was close to the best shape of my life.  In the months following, my fitness continued to improve as I trained for two shorty triathlons, and when all was said in done after these events, the last being July 1st of last year, I was feeling- and looking- pretty darned good.

However, sitting here eight months later, for a variety of reasons and excuses, the story is dramatically different.  I am up two pant sizes… my practice is, as I’ve mentioned in previous posts, undulating… and, between work, travel and winter, my usual training routine has never really re-gained any real traction.

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